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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Beginnings of "What I..." Wednesdays


For my blog, I wanted to come up with some themes for certain days of the week.  Sometimes it's hard coming up with random things to talk about, so having a theme will give me somewhere to begin (and also keep me more accountable for posting).  Accountability is huge because, since my blog is in its beginning stages, it's all too tempting to say, "Eh, I don't have time tonight."  But, one of the reasons I began a blog was to prove to myself that I really do have time to "do it all"... or, at least, do more than I have been.  My biggest sin of the deadly seven is definitely sloth, and I want that to change!

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I've already dabbled in a "Music Mondays" theme, which I plan to continue, but, for my newest idea, I kind of stole a concept from my blogging bestie Kristin.  She does a themed post called "What I Wear."  Since I am ABUNDANTLY CERTAIN that NO ONE in the history of EVER wants fashion advice from me, I decided that, for me, following that theme would be counter-productive for both me and my readers.  Perhaps, in the future, if I can begin dressing well enough that my sisters stop threatening to nominate me for What Not to Wear, then, maybe, just maybe, I will consider it.  Until then, I think I can produce far more interesting posts with a theme I am calling "What I..." Wednesdays.  I am calling it "What I..." Wednesdays because depending on the week or what mood I'm in or just what's on my mind, I might blog about "What I Watch," "What I Ate/Cooked/Baked," "What I Think," "What I Did," etc.  This keeps my theme flexible enough to allow creativity, yet firm enough to give me direction.

So, for this week, I decided to go with "What I Baked."

Two years ago, for my husband's birthday, I made him a cake.  It was a simple, store-bought, mix-from-a-box, icing-from-a-can cake.  He thought it was the greatest thing in the world.  If that was amazing to him, I knew I could totally make his mind explode the following year by making him a bona-fide, from scratch cake.  When I told him my plan, he went on a grand search of the interwebs to find the cake of his dreams, and find it he did.  He found several websites with recipes for a chocolate cake involving Guinness in the batter and Baileys in the frosting.  After looking back and forth between several different versions of the recipe, we finally settled on one we thought was a nice middle-of-the-road version:  not too much butter, not too little butter, not a whole bag of powdered sugar, but not a pittance of powdered sugar... that kind of deal.  And this is the recipe, I used:  Dark Chocolate Guinness Cake with Baileys Buttercream.

Photo Credit:  Katharine Clark, 2014

This year, when my husband requested cake for his birthday, I asked him if he'd like this one again, and he answered with a resounding yes.  However, as delicious as this cake is, it is ridiculously rich and ridiculously fattening (considering that, with the two of us, we'd have to eat the whole thing in a matter of days before it went bad), and my husband and I are trying hard to watch what we eat (we have both lost weight since having our son, and we would like to keep doing so, so we can enjoy a long, happy life with him).  So, I got the genius idea of trying to make this cake in cupcake form.  I feel like, with cupcakes being packaged in a smaller serving by nature, they allow for more portion control.

While this original recipe makes a 12-slice cake, the cupcake version I made, makes 24 cupcakes, which essentially cuts the fat and calorie content per serving in half (if you can stop at just one cupcake).  Also, cupcakes are easier to share and give away.  In fact, out of the 24 cupcakes I baked, we have already given away 13 of them, so with that, we will be consuming half as many calories and half as much fat as we would have, had we made, hoarded, and inhaled the entire cake ourselves like we did last year.  Cupcakes = Portion-Controlled Cake = Happy Chubby People Who Can Have the Best of Both Worlds.

Photo Credit:  Katharine Clark, 2014

Clearly I am a bit behind on getting my husband his birthday cupcakes (his birthday is in May), but better late than never I say.  So, here it is, the Dark Chocolate Guinness Cake with Bailey's Buttercream recipe you've all been waiting for... only in cupcake form! :)  Check out the original here if you'd like a double-layer cake, or follow the modified recipe below if you'd like 24 cupcakes, but either way, follow one of them if you'd like absolute cake bliss to happen in your mouth.  ENJOY!  :)

Photo Credit:  Katharine Clark, 2014


Dark Chocolate Guinness Cupcakes with Baileys Buttercream
(Inspired by and Adapted from Prevention RD)
Yield: 24 cupcakes

Cake:

1 1/2 sticks unsalted butter

3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa

1 cup Guinness Extra Stout

1 Tbsp vanilla extract

1 1/2 cups sugar

1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 tsp baking soda
2 eggs

Buttercream:

2 sticks unsalted butter, softened
2 cups powdered sugar
2-3 Tbsp Bailey’s

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 350 F.

In a small saucepan, melt butter. Remove from heat and whisk in Guinness, vanilla extract, and cocoa. Set aside to cool.

Whisk together the dry ingredients (sugar, flour, baking soda). Pour the Guinness mixture onto the dry ingredients, then whisk in the 2 eggs. Pour evenly into cupcake liners.*

Bake for about 19 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.

Meanwhile, whip together the softened butter and sugar using a mixer for the buttercream, adding in just enough Bailey’s to get it loose and fluffy. Whip for 5-10 minutes, or until fluffy and light.

Once the cakes are done baking, cool completely before frosting the cupcakes.**

If you want the cupcakes to look extra cute for a special occasion, add some edible embellishments.  I found some semi-sweet chocolate chips in my pantry, so I decided to decorate a few of the cupcakes for some added pizzazz. 


Nutrition Information
(per cupcake)*** 

240.5 calories; 13.65 g. fat; 20 mg. cholesterol; 57 mg. sodium; 28.85 g. carbohydrate; 1 g. fiber; 1.45 g. protein

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*I only have a 12-cupcake baking pan, so I had to do this in two separate batches; having two pans and being able to do this in one fell swoop would have ensured that the cupcake batter was more evenly distributed, and, therefore, would lead to more consistent cupcake size, shape, etc.

**Again, prepping all 24 cupcakes at once would have provided a significant advantage.  Because I ran short on icing when I made this in cake form originally, I skimped on the icing for the first 12 cupcakes due to a fear of running out.  I ended up having leftover icing at the end because I skimped a bit too much; however, because I had added semi-sweet chocolate chips to the tops of some of the cupcakes, I could not go back and re-distribute the leftover icing, so I was left with about an extra 1/2 cup of frosting that is now sitting in my fridge.

***I calculated these nutrition statistics using figures posted on the original post.  Since the original recipe yielded 12 slices of cake, and this recipe yielded 24 cupcakes, I split all of the figures in half.  The writer of the original post states on her blog that she is a registered dietician, so I assume she is an expert on such things; however, I am not, so please do not take my re-calculations as gospel (after all, I am an English teacher by day, so Math is not my first language).  Keep in mind that, if you add sprinkles, chocolate chips, or other toppings, these facts will vary.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

The Blog is Back...

I really wanted to title this, "The Blog is Back" followed by an alliterative expletive because I have a very twisted and dark sense of humor, but I decided to keep it a little more PC for my first day back at the blog drawing board.  So, instead of calling my blog by the aforementioned title, I told you a quick story about what I wanted to call it; therefore, you can now imagine that this post is titled as such, but I still come off as looking slightly more classy... maybe?  If you are reading this thinking, "What the heck is she talking about?" welcome to a small sampling of the ramblings that constantly go on inside my brain while I pretend to be a normal, functioning member of society outside of it.

Eh, being classy is overrated...
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So, has it really been just under a year and a half since my last blog post?  Don't you hate rhetorical questions with obvious answers?
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What can I say?  Life happens/happened.  This is a sentiment peppered throughout various posts on my pitiful excuse for a blog, but in all seriousness... in this year and some odd months... life got CRAZY!

The last time I blogged, I was giving up Facebook for Lent... in 2013.  I mentioned all of these grand plans of being a blogging fiend during my weeks of Facebook withdrawal, and to be perfectly cliche, as many of "the best laid schemes of mice and men" often do, this pie in the sky dream went straight down the toilet.

In my defense, I was just about 5 months pregnant when I wrote my last entry, and as if the pressures of impending parenthood aren't daunting enough, I was told not long after this post that I would be switching teaching assignments AGAIN.  So, picture this:  a very pregnant lady told she has to move classrooms and teaching assignments for the third time in five years of teaching (which means somehow moving boxes while 9 months pregnant and somehow mapping out a whole new curriculum during her first few months of motherhood), all of this happening right around the time of the stress-filled insanity that is standardized testing season, and all while she is trying desperately to finish up classes to meet her Level II teaching requirements so that she does not get suspended or lose said teaching job.  Well, that pregnant lady was me, so I don't have to imagine.  In addition to all of this, I had just very recently, before that post, quit my weekend job of wrapping silverware for a local restaurant because, not only was I too pregnant to lift heavy trays of silverware, but my position had become redundant; if it weren't for those two reasons, I would probably still be teaching full-time and wrapping on the weekends.

No, not THAT kind of rapping on the weekends...
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Needless to say, I was a very, very busy and very, very pregnant lady, and so, when push came to shove and I had to let some things slide, of course, writing was the first thing to go because it was my "leisure" activity.  However, when writing goes, so does my sanity.  It's a vicious cycle really.

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Then, of course, motherhood happened.  For me, parenthood has been the most amazingly crazy joyride ever.  Parenting is not for everyone, but for me, it really put life into perspective.  I learned to put off things that were not absolutely essential in order to make room for those that were.  I learned to prioritize my time (still working on that, but getting better daily).  I learned how much I really can accomplish in a day, not even because I want to, but just because I HAVE to.  I learned just how much love I was capable of feeling and to what lengths I was truly willing to go to in order to care for those I love the most.  I learned sacrifice.  I learned true selflessness.  Being a mother (or a father) is a FULL-TIME JOB!  So, being a working mother (or father) is essentially like having TWO FULL-TIME JOBS!  It is not for the faint of heart!

However, I think everyone reaches a time in their parenting experience when they realize that it is okay to make time for yourself.  It is okay to find a baby sitter while you and your spouse go on a date night.  Doing such does not make someone a bad parent.  But it is also okay to put off grading those papers for one more night and hold your baby instead because, after all, he will not be this small forever.  It is also okay to tell someone, "No, I cannot make it to this event," or "No, I do not have time to volunteer for this," because, let's face it:  no one can do it all.  Those that pretend they can are only fooling themselves, and it won't be long before they, too, become burnt out and realize it's okay to ask for help, it's okay to say no, it's okay to not be perfect.  I feel like parenting has really taught me about balance, or I guess, it would be more accurate to say it is TEACHING me about balance.

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Well, now, with one year of parenting and one year of 7th grade English under my belt, and with my Level II teaching certification being officially completed and approved, and my ESL certification very close to being finished (it will be done by the end of summer), I finally feel like I can come up for air again.  I really have a feeling like 2014-2015 is going to be the year where things finally start to settle in their places (at least I can hope, right).

So, with all of that being said, here's to hoping that somewhere, somehow, and sometimes in this crazy, rat race that is life I can find some time to write again.  It's not even a matter of "if" I can find the time; I WILL find the time.  I HAVE to find the time.  Writing is one of the few things I do for me, and if we want to be the best version of ourselves for the most important people in our lives then we must realize that part of that is making sure that we take care of ourselves in the process.  I WILL find time to write, and who knows... maybe you will even find some time to read... ;)

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So... ladies and gentlemen... the blog is back... ;)